Random funniness

Guy at the market where I stopped for some grub, obviously recognizing I'm not from around here: "So, why are you in town?"

Me: "I'm here for work."

Market Guy: "Oh, are you a Scientologist?"

Me: "Uh, no. Why?"

Market Guy: "You're wearing the uniform."

My outfit: Blue button down shirt and black slacks.

Strange place.