Duck Fuke

It looks like Satan has once again triumphed over the Righteous. Where's Pat Robertson when you really need him?

Can we please put an end to the glorification of the "Cameron Crazies?" Aren't the Dookies of today just a bunch of interlopers chanting retread cheers? It's not tradition, it's laziness and a lack of creativity.

At least I can take solace in knowing that soon I'll be watching J. J. Redick fail in the NBA like all of those who came before him.

(I'm allowed to be completely irrational about sports, particularly Maryland basketball, especially following games against Duke, because I'm so rational about everything else.)